John 9 - In Local News

John 9 reads like a news story that could be put in so many different sections. I was reading it this week and was thinking of these headlines:
“In health news today, clinical trials of spit and mud show promise in healing blindness.”
ESPN: “Watch Jesus Nazareth restore sight and give black eye with one punch.”
From Christianity Today: “Jesus muddies the water of major religious festival”.